This past week has been interesting to say the least. Up front, I am going to say one word that I am sure the group can agree was the highlight of this week. This word is sure to make the guilty individual cringe, for they know what is coming.
The word for this week is: Horse.
Now you may all be wondering: Horse? Really? Why? And I hear you, it is a strange word, isn't it.... But let me explain....
Now all of you know the rules, and what is fair play and what is not.
This past week one of the group went on a horse ride along Noordhoek beach.... Sounds innocent right? Well it should have been just that, innocent, but no no....
This certain individual was casually riding along Noordhoek beach when they realised they were in fact starting to enjoy the feeling between their legs of the horse ride, going up and down against the saddle... This individual has then admitted they started shouting for the horse to go faster and faster, and faster some more... resulting in a certain satisfaction in the groin area for said person. They have also admitted to letting one or two farts loose on this poor horses back. I am not sure about you guys, but this is hectic.
She, oops, now you know it is one of the girls, will now be know as Horse Woman.
The sad news of this past weekend is that The Leprechaun and The Puppy ended up inflicting some self mutilation upon themselves. They are however still in the 40 day quest of no women, just without the self satisfaction factor, which to be fair, is pretty ridiculous. If I can comment from a males perspective here, it is NOT easy. Laying in bed in the morning becomes less and less of an option, and certain morning man problems are far more prominent. I will continue to hold out on this one for the guys, but we will have to see how long this lasts.
Claire has become far more quiet, often passing remarks on how she is going to win this. The guys all think she is cheating, but time will tell.
Random news of the week:
- Miranda is now named Amanda (Or a certain other relevant nickname.... Hint)
- Adam has met the love of his life and his dying to kiss him... I mean her.
- Russel is continually meeting belters, but is finding the strength to socialise with them without hooking up (Building up a supply for post 40 days I feel)
- Claire's quest to quit smoking is going strong, while at the same time being abstinent- respect!
- Miranda has tried to break the boys by telling us her mother is an alleged MILF.
Any other news that crops up in week three will be reported on the weekend, or if we have any really big events or news, I will update you all accordingly.
Over and out. D.
Monday, 5 March 2012
Sunday, 26 February 2012
Weekend One- 40 Day Sexual Abstinence
Sunday night, end of Day 5 on the first weekend of six.
Phew, the first weekend out of six, and it seems everyone in the group took a bit of strain. The terrible twins were out on the town, the puppy was rocking sowing the seeds off his face (we will come back to this), the Leprechaun was phoning people at 3am in order to try get them to drive him 130km to a shneaky outdoor, and I had a more chilled weekend than the rest at the Rugby.
When looking at highlights from this past weekend we have to start with the exciting announcement of a new member, 'Cheese', as he introduced himself... (Potentially taking strain already) to the group. That makes our group 7 members strong now, all of which are still in it to win it. This past weekend Claire pulled one out the bag for the women and saved Miranda as she starting letting her goose loose on the dance floor with the initial part of some grinding action. Up in Joburg, Adam attended Sowing the Seeds with the attitude of 'being so drunk that he would literally throw up on a chick if she tried to kiss him'. On Sunday morning however he woke up rather hung over with a strong urge for porn and self satisfaction, but fought through this and continues to fight the battle. Russel was pretty solid, partying up the storm that he does, leaving an interesting voice mailbox message on my phone of.... 15 seconds of music, 'Dean', 10 seconds of music...beep. Then followed up by a voice message of 'fuck'. He is however still alive, and was not found naked on the streets of Sea Point this morning... Frances used her very own brother as a cock block tactic when going out, and was the one shining hope for the womens chances this weekend. 'Cheese' made a self confession of seeing a Jessica Simpson advert on TV this afternoon (Sunday) and having a desperate desire to inflict some self-mutilation upon himself. He is however happy to report this urge was averted.
Quote of the weekend goes to Miranda, courtesy of Clairea stabbing her fellow woman in the back. Upon waking up after a heavy night on Saturday, Miranda, doing things a woman does, that no man ever wants to know a woman does, Miranda is qouted as saying: "Having such a phenom shit." Hectic. Nice one Miranda.... One star to you.
I however think that the general consensus of this weekend is that this is all going downhill fast. The no self satisfaction aspect is a massive hurdle.
So far I would say due to Miranda's looseness of the groin on the dance floor, the women are at the bottom of the log for now. Russel has to be at the top, as he is the most quiet when it comes to the moaning and seems to be cruising still. Adams pillow is getting more and more scared of an abusive raping by the day, and if Claire doesn't drink herself to death before hand, may make it to 40 days.
Will have a mid week blog update to see where we all at, but at the moment, 5 days out of 40 down, and it can go any way!
Phew, the first weekend out of six, and it seems everyone in the group took a bit of strain. The terrible twins were out on the town, the puppy was rocking sowing the seeds off his face (we will come back to this), the Leprechaun was phoning people at 3am in order to try get them to drive him 130km to a shneaky outdoor, and I had a more chilled weekend than the rest at the Rugby.
When looking at highlights from this past weekend we have to start with the exciting announcement of a new member, 'Cheese', as he introduced himself... (Potentially taking strain already) to the group. That makes our group 7 members strong now, all of which are still in it to win it. This past weekend Claire pulled one out the bag for the women and saved Miranda as she starting letting her goose loose on the dance floor with the initial part of some grinding action. Up in Joburg, Adam attended Sowing the Seeds with the attitude of 'being so drunk that he would literally throw up on a chick if she tried to kiss him'. On Sunday morning however he woke up rather hung over with a strong urge for porn and self satisfaction, but fought through this and continues to fight the battle. Russel was pretty solid, partying up the storm that he does, leaving an interesting voice mailbox message on my phone of.... 15 seconds of music, 'Dean', 10 seconds of music...beep. Then followed up by a voice message of 'fuck'. He is however still alive, and was not found naked on the streets of Sea Point this morning... Frances used her very own brother as a cock block tactic when going out, and was the one shining hope for the womens chances this weekend. 'Cheese' made a self confession of seeing a Jessica Simpson advert on TV this afternoon (Sunday) and having a desperate desire to inflict some self-mutilation upon himself. He is however happy to report this urge was averted.
Quote of the weekend goes to Miranda, courtesy of Clairea stabbing her fellow woman in the back. Upon waking up after a heavy night on Saturday, Miranda, doing things a woman does, that no man ever wants to know a woman does, Miranda is qouted as saying: "Having such a phenom shit." Hectic. Nice one Miranda.... One star to you.
I however think that the general consensus of this weekend is that this is all going downhill fast. The no self satisfaction aspect is a massive hurdle.
So far I would say due to Miranda's looseness of the groin on the dance floor, the women are at the bottom of the log for now. Russel has to be at the top, as he is the most quiet when it comes to the moaning and seems to be cruising still. Adams pillow is getting more and more scared of an abusive raping by the day, and if Claire doesn't drink herself to death before hand, may make it to 40 days.
Will have a mid week blog update to see where we all at, but at the moment, 5 days out of 40 down, and it can go any way!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)